Ok let’s do real talk for a moment: A long while back, I was taking a yoga class for the first time in my life. We took to a resting position which most people just call “lie on your back and breathe,” but in yoga terms is called “Corpse Position”. THERE IS A REASON THIS IS APTLY NAMED SO! I’m a very top heavy woman IRL so THIS was not the best position for me to be in! My boobs were literally trying to roll OUT of my bra and on to my neck! I almost died in yoga class!
That being said, I figure I can try yoga again…SAFELY…in SL. Especially since I’m getting married and want to be fit and tight in my wedding dress. I see the yoga ball and think to myself, “okay…this can’t be bad. It’s a ball…c’mon!” So I figured eh…why not…
Yeaaaah…I think I got this wrong! And now I remember why I hate yoga! Screw this…I’m going to go have some fries and a frosty at Wendy’s. I’ll just have to get a bigger damn dress. I’m out!
DEETS
Clothing & Accessories
- Top: [Cynful] Bombshell Top
- Pants: [Cynful] Bombshell Pants
*both tops and pants are sold separately and avail at the March round of Collabor88 starting today 03/08/2017!
Click for – Collabor88 Cam Shopping sim 1 | Collabor88 Cam Shopping Sim 2 - Shoes: TETRA – Air Sneakers
from January round of Kustom9 [event SLurl] - Ring on right finger: {MeaCulpa} Ring O Silver Leash Holder
Body & Makeup
- Hair: ICONIC:ELLA
- Nail Polish: {ZOZ} Raya 2 Polish (M/V Duo)
at the Chapter 4 Event [event SLurl]
Now with a duo pack to accommodate Maitreya Wears w/ Vista Hands! - Basic Body Information can be found here: Basics
Background, Props & Lighting
- Wall Art:
- Kalopsia – Bottle Vase – Pink
- Equipment:
from the Crossroads event in Oct 2016 [event slurl] - Pose: KJIm Poses: Exercise Fail – Yoga Ball (part of the Exercise Fail Set coming to Pose Fair 2017)
WL = Gwen’s Light
Lighting by Lumipro