I Think I’m Doing It Wrong…

Ok let’s do real talk for a moment:  A long while back, I was taking a yoga class for the first time in my life.  We took to a resting position which most people just call “lie on your back and breathe,” but in yoga terms is called “Corpse Position”.  THERE IS A REASON THIS IS APTLY NAMED SO!  I’m a very top heavy woman IRL so THIS was not the best position for me to be in! My boobs were literally trying to roll OUT of my bra and on to my neck! I almost died in yoga class!

That being said, I figure I can try yoga again…SAFELY…in SL. Especially since I’m getting married and want to be fit and tight in my wedding dress. I see the yoga ball and think to myself, “okay…this can’t be bad. It’s a ball…c’mon!” So I figured eh…why not…

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Yeaaaah…I think I got this wrong! And now I remember why I hate yoga! Screw this…I’m going to go have some fries and a frosty at Wendy’s.  I’ll just have to get a bigger damn dress. I’m out!

DEETS

Clothing & Accessories

Body & Makeup

  • Hair: ICONIC:ELLA
  • Nail Polish: {ZOZ} Raya 2 Polish (M/V Duo)
    at the Chapter 4 Event [event SLurl]
    Now with a duo pack to accommodate Maitreya Wears w/ Vista Hands!
  • Basic Body Information can be found here: Basics

Background, Props & Lighting

  • Wall Art:
    • ~ASW~ The Cosmic Wanderer  I
    • ~ASW~ The Cosmic Wanderer  II
  • Kalopsia – Bottle Vase – Pink
  • Equipment:
    from the Crossroads event in Oct 2016 [event slurl]

  • Pose: KJIm Poses: Exercise Fail – Yoga Ball (part of the Exercise Fail Set coming to Pose Fair 2017)

WL = Gwen’s Light

Lighting by Lumipro

Resolutions, Schmesolutions…

I would love to say I have a list of new years resolutions. I don’t.  I mean let’s be real for a sec, shall we?  How many people REALLY stick to their resolutions? Like 100% rock solid, cement-like sticking? We make tweaks, find loopholes, concessions or just plain flat out don’t meet the resolution. Then we beat ourselves up over it throughout the year.

Forget that.  I have one resolution this year: be me.  And if that means I improve along the way, GREAT! If it means I don’t…well at least I was not making a rack of false promises to make myself look good for the year.  I’d rather enter into 2015 with newfound hope and optimism, knowing that somewhere along the line there will be pitfalls and shortcomings, but with both hope and optimism this year will be wonderful.  So that’s my resolution: be me.

Oh and my other resolution (yup…I knew I forgot one): rock these heels like nobody’s business. And this outfit…I must rock this outfit. 😉

Feeling faaabulous darling.  ;)

Feeling faaabulous darling. 😉

Speaking of these heels, they’re the Statice from Glamistry and they are simply gorgeous!  Here’s a closeup of the detail. I swear I’m in love with this man’s work!  And this sexy lil jumpsuit is from Blueberry! Lawd, I love it love it love it!

Look at that detail!! RAWRRRRR That's a sexeh shoe

Look at that detail!! RAWRRRRR That’s a sexeh shoe…js!

Ok! Time to go work on that resolution of being me and looking fabulous while I do it. See…there we go…adding extras, caveats and all that to our resolutions again. 😛

TTFN!

❤ Miss Kilo

DEETS

Clothings & Accessories:

Jumpsuit: Blueberry Lisq – Mesh – Tied Ruched Rompers Red [SLurl]
Shoes: Glamistry – STATICE Heels [PF1008] [SLurl]
Hair: ICONIC PAOLA REMY LIMITED EDITION (style no longer available) [SLurl]
Feet: Slink AvEnhance Feet Female High [SLurl]
Nails: ULTRA MESH RIGGED FINGERNAILS V6 BY JAMMAN [SLurl]
K Necklace & Mother Bracelet – gifts from my youngest daughter 🙂
Earrings: erratic / hoop earrings / silver [SLurl]

Skin, shape, eyes information: unavailable

Pose provided by: Captivity Co. Vintage Noir Chair (slightly modified by me) – [Marketplace]